Wait … Let Me Make Sure That I Understand

After my husband left, I was reeling from the shock of his callous ghosting. One day, he called to let me know that he was leaving the country with ‘her’.

I asked one final question, “So I just need to know. Did the ’till death do us part’ vow mean anything at all to you?”

I was NOT prepared for his response.

It threw me for a loop! He began his response with a loud condescending sound effect and said:

“Pfffft!!”… That was 30 years ago!”

Mystery Solved

Well, there you have it friends. That was what I’d been smelling in the refrigerator but couldn’t find for the past few years. It wasn’t the milk. It was our marriage vows.